It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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