Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
soo... how was my night?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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