I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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