i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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