That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Still dying that you shit outside
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
