We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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