Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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