I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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