I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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