YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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