Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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