You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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