that's an acceptable place to lick
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Gay?
German.
Pity.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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