did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is classic penis vs brain.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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