We won't sleep together?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
So. Much. Porn.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
