I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There r osticjed everywhere
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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