True but thats because hes a fetus.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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