I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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