BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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