When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sorry my hands just texted you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I need a beard to bite.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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