Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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