I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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