i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think people are normalizing furries
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