come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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