Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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