So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
