Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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