Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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