your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My liver just broke up with me...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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