do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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