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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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