How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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