She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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