I want to have your abortion
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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