your thong is hanging out like whoa
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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