So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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