She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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