Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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