how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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