Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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