this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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