Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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