Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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