I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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