didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She bit a glass in half.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
