The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
