so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Found your dick twin last night
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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