So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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