ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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