her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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