im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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