question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he was CRYING into my vagina
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
